prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

the lips things is false.hope that helps


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cracked:

We sent one lucky researcher to find out which is the least of three evils: the stalwart (McDonald’s Egg White Delight McMuffin), the faux elite (Starbucks Bacon and Gouda Sandwich), or the crazy-eyed, shit-stained new kid (Taco Bell Sausage Waffle Taco).
The 3 Most Disgusting Breakfasts in America

Upon opening the Waffle Taco box, I immediately assumed it was a practical joke crafted in a rainy alleyway. It literally looks like a monster that wants to eat you instead of the other way around. Do you see it? The waffle is the lips, the sausage is the tongue, the eggs and cheese are the tartar-stained teeth (or some alien form of neuro-toxic vomit). In any case, say “AHHHHHHH!”

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This is the douchiest thing I’ve read in a while.

cracked:

We sent one lucky researcher to find out which is the least of three evils: the stalwart (McDonald’s Egg White Delight McMuffin), the faux elite (Starbucks Bacon and Gouda Sandwich), or the crazy-eyed, shit-stained new kid (Taco Bell Sausage Waffle Taco).

The 3 Most Disgusting Breakfasts in America

Upon opening the Waffle Taco box, I immediately assumed it was a practical joke crafted in a rainy alleyway. It literally looks like a monster that wants to eat you instead of the other way around. Do you see it? The waffle is the lips, the sausage is the tongue, the eggs and cheese are the tartar-stained teeth (or some alien form of neuro-toxic vomit). In any case, say “AHHHHHHH!”

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This is the douchiest thing I’ve read in a while.


freedsoulinatrappedbody:

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

What are you talking about? That’s golden

hehe…golden



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stellarsarah:

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure."

Wait, is that Denton, TX??

Ohio I think


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martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

October 21, 2015

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

October 21, 2015



tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.


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theartofbreakng:

Wall collage in kitchen of records is finally completed and I am very happy with it.

theartofbreakng:

Wall collage in kitchen of records is finally completed and I am very happy with it.


weed-took-me-to-amsterdam:

godshideouscreation:

OMG

me and polar water bottles go way back i would honestly love to make this for sentimental reasons lol

i did this and it was fantastic


Beta Mu shirt #phikap #BM

Beta Mu shirt #phikap #BM




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